I haven't posted anything lately mainly because I was too lazy to type what I'd scribbled. I did try to type some stuff but gave up succumbing to laziness (for the lack of a better word). You know what they say, 'Procrastination is the mother of all joblessness' (No they don't). Anyway it was today when I came up with a great start when I thought of something that blew my own mind : Assholes have hearts too! I tried to relate it to the actual body part and a person labelled as an 'asshole'. It was something really random and in the end I wasn't able to make the relation I was looking for but ended up with a really retarded rhyme that doesn't make sense:
Assholes have hearts too
Their hearts are like the perineum muscle
Cause assholes might be assholes
Their predicaments are like colonic hustle
They might seem gross and hairy
Still they do have gentle hearts
But when situations get really scary
They can muster deadly farts
An asshole might be an outcast
But they still have a lot of grit
On your favorite list they might be last
But they still hold up after all the shit
Assholes have hearts too
Their hearts are like the perineum muscle
Cause assholes might be assholes
Their predicaments are like colonic hustle
They might seem gross and hairy
Still they do have gentle hearts
But when situations get really scary
They can muster deadly farts
An asshole might be an outcast
But they still have a lot of grit
On your favorite list they might be last
But they still hold up after all the shit
I really need to find better subjects for poetry -_-
