Death Note and Linkin Park

Found this in an old external drive. Did this a long time ago when I was I die hard Death Note fan (Guess I still am) and wanted to fuse it with my favorite band, Linkin Park. The video quality kinda sucks cause the episodes I had were not high quality and I didn't have a good video editor so used the Vista version of MS Movie Maker. This was a trip to memory lane as I wanted to upload this 4 years ago but forgot, and now here it is. ☺

Note: If you wanna watch Death Note in the near future and you haven't before, best skip this video cause its a bit of a teaser ;)

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to any content in this video. There, I said it!

The Ballad of an Asshole

I haven't posted anything lately mainly because I was too lazy to type what I'd scribbled. I did try to type some stuff but gave up succumbing to laziness (for the lack of a better word). You know what they say, 'Procrastination is the mother of all joblessness' (No they don't). Anyway it was today when I came up with a great start when I thought of something that blew my own mind : Assholes have hearts too! I tried to relate it to the actual body part and a person labelled as an 'asshole'. It was something really random and in the end I wasn't able to make the relation I was looking for but ended up with a really retarded rhyme that doesn't make sense: 

Assholes have hearts too
Their hearts are like the perineum muscle
Cause assholes might be assholes
Their predicaments are like colonic hustle

They might seem gross and hairy
Still they do have gentle hearts
But when situations get really scary
They can muster deadly farts

An asshole might be an outcast
But they still have a lot of grit
On your favorite list they might be last
But they still hold up after all the shit

I really need to find better subjects for poetry -_-